Aziz Ansari doesn't want pictures of your baby. Screw that, he already knows how to walk. He also doesn't want to see the latest dick pic that you've received. He already knows there's no message. He will, however, take your money and applause. The actor and comedian, best known for his role as Tom Haverford on Parks and Recreation, as well as his stand-up takes on pop culture, dating, and his cousin Darwish, is heading to the Valley for an evening of jokes and justifiable venting.